2. The sound of sharp scissors cutting fabric turns me on.
3. I finally get dubstep. Why did my Dre beats ear plugs have to break?!
4. Snaggle fangs/tooth and asymmetrical eyes are very attractive on a boy. Gives him character, and character is sexy.
5. I entered a competition to go on a date with Shinee.
6. Just in case I win, I'm teaching myself to beatbox, to impress them.
7. I finally understand why Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada is so cold. Heck, I might be even starting to understand Anna Wintour. I'm afraid I'm becoming aloof too. #defencemechanism
8. I've been asked out by lesbians. Truly sadly, that's one way I lose friends these days... when they ask me out.
9. When my model bailed on me and I had to desperately seek someone from my personal circle, I was slightly disappointed by the lack of tall males I know.
10. I'm bipolar. These posts should've given it away.
11. I cried with a bunch of freshmen (first year design students) in the bathroom while trying to comfort them about "not being able to see their friends for 6 months", "my friends are offended when I don't have the time". I told them it gets worse. By third year, you're a myth! I cried out of pity (for them) and my hurt because people/friends will never understand the demands. It's just the norm that people fall off the face of the earth when they get a gf/bf, or when they do a design/architecture/fashion degree.
12. I want a husband who understands.
13. My verbal skills have become subpar to ESL students because of how less talkative and expressive I've become.
14. Some people explode, I implode.
15. I do a "head, shoulders, knees, toes - swag check" before I walk out of the house.
16. I want to run away and live with Beast. I'll have a private library in a castle, funny talking furniture, cabinetry and cutleries that'll make food for me all hours of the night while I read by the fireplace and snuggle up to the furry Beast. Plus, I've totally always related myself to Belle.
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