I will marry anyone right now for...

1x A2 portfolio case (preferably in leather, thanks)
1x Mac Book Pro, 14'
120x Derwent Artists colour pencil wooden set
1x overlocker machine
1x artist tripod or H-frame easel
1x semi-acoustic guitar
1x white gold, princess or regent cut, prong setting, solitaire diamond engagement ring

Not much I ask of. Just what I need essentially now, but cannot afford. Yes, I really do need a new guitar.
*Terms and conditions apply.